Seattle's Only Pop Quiz: How Smooth Is Your Sexy Brain? Take Our New Weekly Quiz and Find Out!

So wrinkly.

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by The Stranger

So wrinkly.

Do you prefer your brain wrinkly or smooth? ANTHONY KEO /BRAIN JOLLYGON /4X6/ ISTOCK / GETTY IMAGES

Are you under the impression that you’re “smart”? Do you think you’re well-versed in what’s happening around Seattle? Well, prove it to yourself and the world by taking SEATTLE’S ONLY POP QUIZ—a new, weekly quiz chock full of tough, fun, multiple-choice questions about stories that popped up in Seattle during the past week.

Take the quiz, submit your answers, and you’ll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Here’s the scoring key (out of a possible 10 points).

10 points = “My brain is wrinklier than Albert Motherfuckin’ Einstein’s.”
9 = “I am almost a goddamn genius with a goddamn wrinkly brain.”
8 = “I am achingly close to genius-ness. The wrinkles? They’re tight!”
7 = “I may not be a genius, but I’m pretty dang smart. My brain is medium-soft.”
6 = “I am sorta smart but my brain is smooth.”
5 or below = “Smooooooooooth brain.”

Take SEATTLE’S ONLY POP QUIZ below, and come back next Friday for a new quiz!


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